Texas right-winged red-necked russian-loving republicans must have super-human progeny

Because, look at this:

https://www.instapaper.com/read/1184122655

They must have some secret super technology that makes it so they can withstand extreme heat, cold, and weather, and well as diminished breathable atmosphere, and microplastics and coal-dust, just to name a few things we can expect them to bravely withstand.

Hey kids - good luck. Your inheritance is gonna hurt some of you, so learn to breathe shallow, and eat more bugs and GMO.

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